Feb 19
He looks fucking scary as shit
— on Woody Harrelson
Aug 13
Milton Keynes is only good for one thing – roundabouts
Aug 13
Kent is a shit hole
Jun 13
I’ve never seen a horse in real life, apart from a police horse
Jun 13
Question to Kam: What would you put in a pocket on pyjamas?
Kam: Loose change that you find lying around
Nov 01
This is why I wear jeans because to me, they feel like stretchy pants not jeans.
Oct 25
Can’t I just wear a wig?
— Kam struggles to grasp Halloween etiquette
Sep 15
I fucking love culture
— archive classic
Aug 31
My phone is so slippery
— Kam uses a fish to communicate with others
Jul 30
I didn’t use to play with toys, I just had a doll that I used to push round
— Erm…some people would call that playing
